Frivolous Reflections

Something dumber than advertising

Pop my head open like the monkey brain soup in Temple of Doom. This is what you’ll find.

 
 

 Tattoos I Should’ve Got

People get tattoos to remind themselves of important chapters in their lives. But I don’t have any tattoos. That got me thinking about the tattoos I should’ve got…

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This is the tattoo I should’ve got to represent the time I wolfed down too many cocktail shrimp at a wedding.

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I should’ve got this to remind me not to lower my standards.

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I should’ve got this backwards 96 to remind me that you never stop having dyslexia, you just learn to live with it.

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I should’ve got this to remind me that no one will ever forget the time I called my second grade teacher, Mom.

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This is the tribal tattoo I should’ve got to remind myself not to get a tribal tattoo.

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I should’ve got this to remind me that if you quit a job and your old boss from the job you quit becomes your new boss at your new job, you’re screwed. True story.

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I should’ve got this tattoo of Robert Smith to remind me that three overcast days in a row and I turn into him.

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I should’ve got this lightbulb with the Ghostbusters thing over it to remind me not to put dumb ideas like this in my portfolio.

Smooth Brain Cyber King

Pop my head open like the monkey brain soup in Temple of Doom. This is what you’ll find.