Tattoos I Should’ve Got

People get tattoos to remind themselves of important chapters in their lives. But I don’t have any tattoos. That got me thinking about the tattoos I should’ve got…

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This is the tattoo I should’ve got to represent the time I wolfed down too many cocktail shrimp at a wedding.

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I should’ve got this to remind me not to lower my standards.

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I should’ve got this backwards 96 to remind me that you never stop having dyslexia, you just learn to live with it.

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I should’ve got this to remind me that no one will ever forget the time I called my second grade teacher, Mom.

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This is the tribal tattoo I should’ve got to remind myself not to get a tribal tattoo.

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I should’ve got this to remind me that if you quit a job and your old boss from the job you quit becomes your new boss at your new job, you’re screwed. True story.

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I should’ve got this tattoo of Robert Smith to remind me that three overcast days in a row and I turn into him.

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I should’ve got this lightbulb with the Ghostbusters thing over it to remind me not to put dumb ideas like this in my portfolio.

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Pop my head open like the monkey brain soup in Temple of Doom. This is what you’ll find.